HAY U GUYZ

Why the living FUCK would anyone want to be a CHICK? Ooooooooh my god I feel like I am DYING srsly you guys I'm about to get out the butcher knife and stab myself in the babymaker SEVERAL TIMES. The cramps are so bad MY LEGS HURT. Yes, I know I frequently bitch about my legs hurting but THIS IS RADIATING PAIN FROM MY ABDOMEN TO MY LEGS. It's so bad I can't focus on ANYTHING even with peace and quiet holy fuck if you love me, SHOOT ME.

AAAARRRRRGH!!!!!