April Fools? What's that?

I was plotting a big, long wall of txt-talk in the most disgustingly girly, shallow tone I could think of as my joke. Being as I managed to exhaust myself to hell and back, somehow, I'll settle for this piece of imagery: imagine Josh, however you see him, in a vinyl miniskirt, tight button-down blouse and thigh boots.

Disgusted yet? XD

(And yes, I actually wore such an outfit once. I still have the miniskirt, in fact, although God knows where it is.)

I've always wondered what scurvy was, but not enough to actually look it up. It's in my nutrition text. Holy crap, that must suck.

I should probably do my assignment. I wanted to get the reading out of the way, but I'm getting tired; I won't lose points if I don't do the reading TONIGHT, though.