Disregard, I suck cocks

Someone tell me something:

I cannot eat raw vegetables. I cannot eat whole grains. Nothing in the cabbage family. Nothing that's extremely fatty. Nothing fried. Nothing heavily spiced. No large meals. That's just a short list of the "no"s there.

So why the hell did I think I was going to get away with eating a large salad with blue cheese dressing, broccoli salad, a huge cajun-spiced turkeyburger with all the fixings on a whole wheat bun, and a side of french fries?

Why do I do this to myself? I was in nothing short of agony for most of the evening and I'm exhausted now. AND I'm considering heating up the leftovers and trying to finish it off.

Am I THAT dumb? Geeze...

I now have a Motley Crue T-shirt. It's really funny. The only bad T-shirt I ever really wanted was Depeche Mode. I now have Rob Zombie, Velvet Revolver, Within Temptation, Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss, and Motley Crue. What's missing from that list?

^^;

Maybe I'll actually get a DM shirt with the rest of our bribe money. Should be getting it next friday. It'll be like an extra paycheck! :D